Republicans Accuse Voters of Using Town Halls to Express Themselves

Photo caption: People shout to Representative Jason Chaffetz during his town hall meeting at Brighton High School, Thursday, February 9, 2017, in Cottonwood Heights, Utah. (photo: Rick Bowmer/AP)

 

Republicans Accuse Voters of Using Town Halls to Express Themselves

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker

25 February 17

 The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, “The Borowitz Report.”

aying “Enough is enough,” Republican senators on Friday angrily accused their constituents of “intentionally and opportunistically” using recent town-hall meetings as vehicles to express themselves.

One of the angriest Republicans, Senator Tom Cotton, of Arkansas, said he was “disgusted and offended” by the “flagrant exercise of freedom of speech” he witnessed at his town hall.

The spectacle of people standing up, asking their elected representatives questions, and expecting them to answer is the most disgraceful thing I’ve ever experienced,” Cotton said. “This will not stand.”

Cotton accused “outside agitators” of sending voters to the town halls “to cynically exploit an obscure provision in the Constitution called the First Amendment.”

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but isn’t it a little suspicious that, in town hall after town hall, all these voters were so well-versed in one tiny sentence in the Constitution?” he said. “It doesn’t pass the smell test.”

While Cotton said that he would consider participating in future town halls, he warned that some modifications to the town-hall format were necessary, such as banning voters from the events.

We need to send a strong message to these people,” he said. “A town-hall meeting is not a time for everyone in town to come to a hall and meet.”

Comments:

# CDMR 2017-02-25 16:11

Borowitz is great. This is exactly what is happening. This in not satire. It is not “fake news.” It is real, really reality.

 

# grandlakeguy 2017-02-25 18:26

Another good one Andy!

However, if the Republicans did indeed ban voters from these town halls the seats would then be filled by NON- voters.

Those citizens who failed to vote are being screwed by the Republicans just as badly as everyone else!

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/277-75/42172-republicans-accuse-voters-of-using-town-halls-to-express-themselves

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